Monday, March 7, 2011

Dollars, Lots of 'Em


"Dollars, Lots of ‘Em"

HIM
None of your business.

HER
No one’s ever spoken like this to me before.

HIM
Yeah, well get used to it.

HER
Oh shit, get down!

She lunges in front of him and covers his body with hers, we hear the sounds of machine gun fire and she is struck down.

HIM
Jesus! Oh, Jesus! Oh my god, are you alright?!

She gets up and stands upright.

HER
Yes, I am, after all, well protected.

HIM
Protected by what?

She takes out wads of hundred dollar bills.

HER
Dollars, lots of ‘em.

END.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Diagnostic Comedy Logo




So we are thinking about going with this for the logo for the comedy group.