Three Minutes

The past few nights I did about three or four minutes of nice, clean stand up for the students, parents, and faculty at our school's little talent show fundraiser. The first night went the best, but all I used were clean jokes that I found online, public domain kinda shit. The second night I cut that stuff by half, and did some original Star Wars material that the kids really enjoyed but left the adults wanting. I closed with the scarecrow joke both nights to cover my ass on my exit. I got applause, it was a nice, safe place to try that shit for the first time. But now it's time to aim for some open mics.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. During his acceptance speech he said, "This job ain't for everyone. But hay, it's in my jeans."